- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

race-car = rac-ecar

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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