Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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