What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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