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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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