Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

your face

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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