- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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