What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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