So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

one morning i turned on my tv

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

whats black and large -me

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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