Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Anti Joke

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