- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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