Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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