What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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