- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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