Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

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