What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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