- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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