A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Asians.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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