Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

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