- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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