why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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