Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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