What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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