Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Please don't shoot me

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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knock knock? come in

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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