Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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every knight i see an owl at window

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Anti Joke

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