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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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