how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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