Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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I went to work today....

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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