- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Click here to end the world.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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