- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Take part of what?

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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