- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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