Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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