A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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