whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Shltskc gw? G

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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