- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

I'm so punny.

every knight i see an owl at window

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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