- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Good job, son.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What would u like to drink?

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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