Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Good job, son.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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