- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.