- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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