What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

I'm going as the joker for halloween

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

My Boyfriend

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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