- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Women's rights.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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