a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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