What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Jovan

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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