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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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