Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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your mum

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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