What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Sarah Palin.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What do you call an arab ?

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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