Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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gay pom...

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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