- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A man did not like this site

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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