Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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