What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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WNBA

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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hi penis ham telephone

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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