- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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