What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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