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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

what is orange? an orange

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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