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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

One below was by me: Walter H

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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