- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why can't february march Because april may

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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