- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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