- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Whats green? The color green.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

hey hey apple

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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