- Anti Joke

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Face...the other white meat!