- Anti Joke

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast