How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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