- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

knock knock come in

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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