- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

knock knock go away!!!

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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