- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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