Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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