A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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