- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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