A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

your face

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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