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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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