How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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