Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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I'm Coming

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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