What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

My spelling is horrible

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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