How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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