- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

irish man drinking john smiths

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Knock knock Whose there? 4

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