- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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