- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Once upon a time a was born

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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