Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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PENIS

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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