jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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