Face...the other white meat!

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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