What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Neither did she.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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