Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

An man walks to a bra

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Whats funnier than 24, 69

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Who is John Galt?

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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