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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What is 9+10? 19

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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