Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Caramel Boing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

My cat just died.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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