- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes