Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

I like the color potato.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

what goes boo a sock

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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