- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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