What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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