- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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