- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

u know whats a crime? rape

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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