A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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