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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

PENIS :)

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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