What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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My Boyfriend

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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