- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Click here to end the world.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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