- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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